Gill Thomson

1 Castlehill · Edinburgh EH1 2NG · 001 (311) 555 2368 · hello@gillthomson.co.uk

An enthusiastic professional individual who is seeking a new challenging career after many years of being in the business of doing whatever it is I do. I am a hardworking individual who strives to achieve the best in all areas, and I am always eager to learn new skills and advance my career.


Experience

World Domination

SPECTRE Inc

Bring to the table win-win survival strategies to ensure proactive domination. Fully kitted out lair in extinct volcanic island north of Fiji.

March 2013 - Present

Web Developer

PP Solutions

Experienced spider skills with catching flies a speciality. Webs built to order in downstairs cludgie or car wing-mirrors.

December 2011 - March 2013

Amateur Sommelier

Fastbuck Vintinier

Several years experience in waking up in strange rooms, skips, alleys etc. Able to adjust to new surroundings quickly and source clean clothing from local haberdashers. Specialised in running out the back door to avoid security

July 2010 - December 2011

Layabout

My Bedroom

generally loafing about over weekends and holiday periods. Doing as littel as possible. Building up areas of dirty dishes & empty juice cans etc.

September 2008 - June 2010

Education

University of Life

Bachelor of Something
Media and Art and other uselss stuff

GPA: 3.23

August 2006 - May 2010

James Woods High School

Some Os and As and other letters

Yes, it is the school from Family Guy

August 2002 - May 2006

Skills

Programming Languages & Tools
Workflow
  • Mobile-First, Responsive Design
  • Cross Browser Testing & Debugging
  • Cross Functional Teams
  • Agile Development & Scrum
  • None of the above, I made all that up

Interests

Apart from being a heavy drinker, I enjoy most of my time not being outdoors. In the winter, I am an avid smiler and novice wind turbine. During the warmer months here in wherever I live, I do not enjoy mountain biking, standing up too quickly or and washing up.

When forced outdoors, I follow random people for up to hours at a time, I am an aspiring thief, and I spend a large amount of my free time exploring 'staff only' areas of department stores and building societies.


Awards & Certifications

  • Certified Leg Developer
  • Mobile Specialist - Moving about a speciality
  • Egg and Spoon race (runner up) 2009
  • Longest Hair in the Room (1973-82 exclusive)
  • 2nd Place - Bus Stop Challenge 1742
  • Winner - Best in Show Crufts 2001
  • 3rd Place - Olympic High Jump (Under 7s) 1995